BRILLIANT: Pro Wrestling's New Villain is Called 'Progressive Liberal'
Laying the smackdown on SJWs' candy asses is our gluten free cloud bread and ghee (see WATCH: ‘The Simpsons’ Hilariously Destroys College SJWs and Watch Lauren Southern Make a SJW Cry…with WORDS). But an SJW as the villain in the world of pro wrestling? “Progressive Liberal” Dan Richards is just genius enough to work...
Kentucky-based Appalachian Mountain Wrestling has graced the world with the presence of “Progressive Liberal” Dan Richards. He definitely isn’t a face.
During a ring appearance earlier this year, Richards cut an in-ring promo in which he praised Hillary, and was interrupted by attendees chanting “Feel the Bern!” At about the 2:08 mark, some little kid yelled, “You better shut up,” always a mark of decent heat.
“You know what, I think Bernie Sanders would make a great Secretary of State,” Richards said before being jeered. Later on, he tried to persuade the crowd. “I want to exchange your bullets for bullet points. Bullet points of knowledge.”
The Rock, what do you think?
And yes, internet wrestling community, we know the proper term for villain in pro wrestling is "heel."
It really is brilliant when you think of it. Outside of New York City and San Francisco (and off of college campuses), there are few people hated more than smug, arrogant liberals. They're nature's natural baddies. So take a professional wrestling audience - not generally known for its love of SJWness in the first place - from Kentucky, stand in the middle of the ring, and tell people how awesome Hillary Clinton is.
Play it right, and the heel could be reminiscent of the stories old timers tell when they needed a police escort to make it out of the building safely.
Sure it's all in good fun, but for every good comedy routine, there's always a nugget of truth.
Though the greatest SJW heel of all time? We all know who it is...