Sheriff's Office Celebrates Valentine's Day by Raffling Glocks
The day of cheesy cards, revolting couple's Facebook posts, and bad chocolate is just behind the heart-shaped door. Couples are looking for the perfect Valentine gift. Which, up until now, didn't exist. Well fret not, for one sheriff's office is making the perfect gift myth possible (see WIN: Texas Mom Trolls Home Intruder with Security Camera Footage and a Shotgun!).
This law enforcement office gets the idea of a truly American Valentine's Day:
The Clarendon County Sheriff's Office wants you to be able to bear arms for the one you love.
The flyer says "PROTECT YOUR VALENTINE!!!" And if you love your partner as much as you love the Second Amendment, this one is for you.
If you are one of the 400 people who purchase a ticket, you'll be entered into a raffle to win a Glock 42 .380 and a Glock Model 43 .9mm. The raffle also includes free SLED-approved concealed weapons training to learn how to safely shoot with your love.
There will be two different drawings where the first two tickets pulled will each win a gun - so four guns will be given away in all.
Nothing says "I love you" like the smell of gunpowder. Or the skills to pump home intruders full of lead. A surefire way to capture a conservative lady's heart is by shooting out a robber's.
America's right to Glocks is celebrated perfectly through this raffle. Which, by the way, benefits Families of Fallen Law Enforcement Officers. While the left strives to disarm citizens, gun owners recognize the
sex appeal of self-protection. Love often requires concealed Glocks to keep lovers' hearts beating. As long as the Constitution is in place, no leftist can deprive an American of their right to frisky frolics of self-fortitude.
Young lovers are like first time shooters. Naive, but passionate about the relationship:
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