If you have toilet paper to spare, maybe spare a square to dab a tear for Joe. He's now passed a reasonable expiration point in this campaign if not his political career, and needs to sit on a barker lounger watching Matlock. Here he is in a campaign spot for Illinois, clearly confused, and even wanders off camera before someone shoes him back on camera using nothing but a threat to put him in a home.

First of all, he can't remember dates. Like when he'd be elected and take office. Who knows if he knows what office.

Second, usually when a camera is on you, you stay on camera. This would be an easy to follow direction for a seasoned politician like Mothball Joe. Yet hand him a shiny phone and there he goes, meandering for the early bird special. Related: This Trump Campaign Ad Destroys Biden Without Even Trying [VIDEO] and Autoworker Biden Threatened to Slap Responds. It's Perfection!

Agist jokes aside (for now), the person or persons responsible for pushing Joe into this need to be taken out back and given a stern talking to. The man needs some Bengay and cans of Ensure, not the pressures of both running for office and having to confront Donald Trump on the debate stage. I don't care what you think about Trump, it will be a massacre. For Biden. The man barely knows what day it is. Trump makes nicknames trend. It's going to be a fight, but it's not going to be fair.

Biden 2024, or 22... 27 dresses? Why are we counting?

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