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Everyone is easing into Monday after a long and hardly sober three-day weekend. People are catching up on the news even though they don't want to catch up on the news. So as a distraction, and because we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website owe it to the people, here is a team of roofers getting into a brawl and discovering how gravity works the hard way.

Usual viral video disclaimers apply. Time, date, and location are unknown. We did as little diligence as possible in order not to uncover anything that would ruin this video for us. Quite frankly, it's near perfect as is. The only missing is Michael Cole and Corey Graves.

I take exception to one thing. We only speak American and don't speak Spanish, but allegedly someone said "The white folks are gonna call the cops if you guys don't calm the f*ck down."

Nothing can be further from the truth.

Ok, maybe white women would call the cops. We can delve further into that over a few cervezas. But on behalf of white men, we are not a bunch of snitch-ass bitches. We're not calling the cops. We're texting the group chat, "You won't believe what's happening across the street." One of us is sharing the video, and anywhere from 3 to 5 responses will include Trump memes.

What makes this piece of content stand out is that MULTIPLE people flew off the roof. If only one person flew off the roof, it's at least an 8 out 10 on that alone. But you had the cat stage right who got thrown off. Then you had the two other dude in the middle who started throwing hands, managed to pull each other off the roof, AND DIDN'T STOP FIGHTING.

I can't imagine being so pissed off at any slight that, upon crashing to the ground, I wouldn't have taken a moment to make sure the other guy was ok before the fists started flying again. These two were PISSED.

11/10 content. Whether or not the roof got finished is unknown, but would not affect the grade.

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