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If there is one thing we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website appreciate more than a thriving economy and Tom Homan triggering AWFL slacktivists, it's making the homies laugh. Throw in a few double entenres and it's a fun time had by all. That happened live on Good Day Detroit when a reporter was asked if he would ever eat a beaver. Particularly a fat beaver.

We're all adults here. Do I need to explain?

There is a show called Alive on the History Channel. It's a competition reality show. One of the cast members found a dead beaver that he cooked up and ate. Unfortunately, eating beaver made him sick, and he was forced to leave the competition. It is unclear how much beaver he ate to make him sick.

Good Day Detroit co-host Connie Lingqvist (she's part Swedish) asked her coworker -- LIVE, ON AIR -- what he would do.

You’re looking for fat in the beaver. The beaver is the most sought-after. Ryan, would you ... do you think you could eat beaver? ’Cause it’s fat, and then it’s meat.

Good day, Detroit!

Ryan was caught off guard because the thought of eating beaver first thing in the morning caused him to lose all composure. And I'm gonna be real with you all. Not that there is anything wrong with eating beaver for breakfast. But the lack of Ryan's professionalism is disappointing.

At least when the weather girl was asked about getting double-fisted on St. Patrick's Day, she was able to keep it together.

In the next segment, Connie (I think that's her name) asked people about going down to the restaurant district to see where they thought was the best place to eat out. Both for clams and for tacos.

Folks, these are the jokes.

We're all giggling and tee-hee'ing, but please think of poor Connie and Ryan. They no doubt got called into the HR Lady's office, who is probably the one person working at Fox 2 Detroit who didn't know why someone eating a beaver was so funny. She also hasn't had her -- you know, thing thing -- for quite some time.

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