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Remy Mocks Socialism with Hilarious Parody Music Video

Corey Stallings
February 03, 2019

With leftist "intellectuals" like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez flapping their jaws to no end, socialism is always in the news. Despite all the evidence showing socialism is a giant pile of suckage, lefties persist in their crusade to grow government and restrict liberty.

Maybe Remy's new parody music video will finally make them aware of their dumbassery.

Check it out:

Listened to those leaders so intently. Those Che Guevara shirts all seemed so trendy. Thought that things would be so nice and friendly. So, why'm I eating my neighbor's dog Benji?

Twenty million killed, sure that's stuff I don't like. But, I could stay on momma's plan the rest of my life. A guaranteed job digging ditches? Ah well, what's not to like?

It's failed miserably each time, so trying again seemed wise. Now, I'm looting, looting, looting, looting. Grabbing wieners like I'm Kevin Spacey.

Boom! Nobody could have said that better.

Socialism might sound nice and cute on paper. Outside of leftist fantasyland, however, it's a giant sh*tshow. Chock-full of bread lines, zebra burgers, and abandoning your job as a doctor to start hooking.  Which sounds about as desirable as someone going whack-a-mole on your beanbag with a tack hammer.

You'd think a whole century's worth of failure would dissuade people from voting in douchenuggets like Aloha Oxide-Corvette. Alas, left-leaning types refuse to join the rest of us in the real world.

The beauty of socialism is it practically mocks itself. All of its atrocities seem like an absurdist joke. Yet, they're very real. The threat of lefty dicklords stripping you of your liberty, property, and maybe even your life is very real. Don't say we didn't try to warn you.

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