Anyone who has dealt with an internet troll has wanted to do this. Sure, hashtag #imrubberyourglue is the ideal way to go. But it doesn't always bounce off of me and stick to you. In the movies, you could do what Jay and Silent Bob did. Buy a bunch of plane tickets, confront twelve-year-olds roided up on internet muscles from the safety of their mother's basement, and beat the crap out of them. If it's the real world and you are UFC star
Paddy the Baddy
, you invite the guy to say it to your face. And offer him $602.50 for his troubles.
(He ackshually offered it in British money, but since none of you care about British money I did the conversion)
To the troll's credit, he showed up. To Paddy's credit, he held back. A lot. And still kicked the wanker's arse.
UFC Vs Troll - Paddy the Baddy fights an internet troll IRL!
He'll get a little lesson, but I am only going to play with him. ... This is how we deal with trolls.
I should point out that the $602.50 was only if the troll didn't quit. The troll quit after two rounds, saying "I feel like I should probably go to the hospital" before apologizing for being a troll. Paddy still gave him $60.25 to get a bite to eat and a pint or two.
The troll got off easy. MMA fighter Jake Shields confronted his internet troll a few weeks ago and
beat the sh*t out of the guy
. This was more done in good, clean fun. And most importantly, done for the content.
No word on Paddy the Baddy's next fight, but Matt "Steamrolla" Frevola has been mentioned. I'm a fan of Paddy's, but Frevola is from Strong Island so The Baddy is gonna need to get slept.