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January 20, 2023
Woke health officials find a new way to ruin your life. It's that birthday cake in the office break room
Working in an office is dreadful. Any hamandegger who has a nine-to-five in a cubicle farm is picking up what I'm throwing down. We've all been there. It's a horrible experience. One of the few enjoyments is when you go into the breakroom, pour your fifth cup of coffee, and see a cake or another snack on the breakroom table. Not anymore, if the UK has its way. A London health official, Karen McHardo or something, thinks office birthday cake should go away.
That cake in the break room? It's no different than secondhand smoke.
Britain's food regulator in her personal capacity:
"Cake in office is as harmful as second hand smoke...if nobody brought in cakes into the office, I would not eat cakes in the day, but because people bring cakes, I eat them.”
Just stop. Let us eat cake! https://t.co/1HpiQGrvA2
— Roman Baber (@Roman_Baber) January 18, 2023
Cake in office is as harmful as second hand smoke...if nobody brought in cakes into the office, I would not eat cakes in the day, but because people bring cakes, I eat them.
Or, follow me here, you can maaaaaybe just not eat the cake?
Not that I don't get it. Prior to becoming the lovable right-wing sunovabitch whose content you adore, I used to work in the corporate office of a convenience store chain. The CFO was pretty based. We had great conversations. We even had a running gag where I wouldn't make eye contact with her because that's what Hillary Clinton demanded of the Secret Service.
Whenever someone would pitch a product to the sales manager, ALL the free samples would wind up in the break room. My favorite was the ice cream guy. I was also a lot heavier then. So I understand the temptations. And not having the willpower to resist that temptation.
But that's an individual's problem. Government health officials shouldn't destroy it for everyone else and look to ruin the one joy people have in life. It's only a "recommendation" now. It's always a "recommendation" before it becomes a ban.
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