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NSA Leaker's Legal Defense: "I'm Pretty, White, and Cute." She's a Delusional Dumbass...
NSA leaker Reality Winner (see DOJ Exposes NSA Leaker! A Typical Liberal Idiot Named ‘Reality Winner’) is about to face the reality that white privilege is bullshit. As is her opinion of herself.
Reality Leigh Winner, the 25-year-old government contractor who recently stole classified documents from the National Security Agency, has revealed her strategy for avoiding jail time: play the “pretty, white and cute” card.
The plan, which Winner reportedly discussed with her sister from the Georgia detention center where she resides, is somewhat hypocritical since she has said on social media that “being white is terrorism.”
“I’m going to play that card being pretty, white and cute, braid my hair and cry and all,” Winner told her sister during a phone call from the jailhouse, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Solari said in a court hearing in Atlanta on Thursday.
Now, I'm not one to dookie in anyone's lavender spiced latte, but let's break this down in a language Ms. Winner might understand. The hot take you know is coming is after the simple visuals for Ms. Winner.
First she was all like...
And she thought she would be all like...
But what she'll really be is all like...
Because where she's going, they're all like...
So in conclusion...
The reality is, Reality didn't think this one through.
Look it, white privilege isn't a real thing. But I will contend that "hot privilege" is. If you're smoking in your romper, guy or gal, the red carpet has a way of unfurling itself before your beatific majesty. Beauty knows no race or gender. Hot people are hot, they get some passes. Okay? Okay.
Problem is reality. Reality isn't pretty or cute. Sure, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that platitude is better representative of subjective attraction, not objective beauty. Yes, beauty is mathematical. I'm not making the rules, just passing on the message. Hold thy weapons.
Who's to say how Reality will clean up with a little professional hair and makeup, but as she is she's un-hot. Also, she's just telegraphed her main strategy is to be "pretty, white and cute." A better strategy might have been: "silent, dumb, and borderline functionally retarded."
On the off chance Reality cleans up and looks like a goddess (just covering my ass), what do you think feminists will say? Will they cry foul, or praise her for using her "feminine ways" to work the system?
Liberals are delusional extremists.