God bless Stretch Face Nancy. She couldn't wait to shove coal in Trump's stocking yesterday, saying Trump's promise of a government shutdown over his pesky wall was going to ruin Christmas. Except when you're a leftist like Nancy, thou shalt not ever mention Christmas. Watch the struggle.

Maybe she goofed because most people this time of year celebrate Christmas. Even non-Christians. Even leftists. Still, one must be careful using the Christmas word lest those four trolls on Twitter get active with their fat, greasy fingers, shitposting all over the internet.

As to the larger issue, Trump won a free and fair election mainly because he promised to build a wall. Sure, he also said he'd get Mexico to pay for it, but I think most Americans just wanted a wall. Further, outside of government employees and welfare baby mamas and papas, not sure shutting down the government is quite the same as ruining Christmas. Come to think of it, "Shut down the dang government" could be at the top of many of our Christmas wish lists. Right under "Big, Beautiful Wall."

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