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January 05, 2024
The Internet Swears A Miami Mall Riot Was Actually An Alien Invasion
There are conspiracy theories and sometimes those theories end up becoming facts. Occasionally, certain claims come to fruition. But this is not one of those conspiracy theories turned into conspiracy facts. However, some on the internet disagree and think that extraterritorial beings have landed at a mall in Miami.
And no, I am not talking about the alien invasion at the Southern Border.
First, let's start with the "facts."
"A large police presence was spotted at Bayside Marketplace late Monday night, which ultimately led to four arrests.
According to the suspects’ arrest reports, officers were called to the area in reference to a large group of juveniles who were 'causing a riot inside the mall.'
Police said the kids were lighting fireworks and 'causing panic.'
According to the reports, the group entered multiple businesses and caused damage to the stores. Police said a large fight also broke out between the juveniles, some of whom may have been armed with some kind of sticks."
But, according to X account WayneTech SPFX, there is a lot more to the story.
"Multiple eye-witness reports state that they observed a couple of 8-10ft tall creatures roaming around the Bayside Marketplace," he wrote.
This is a close-up of the "evidence" of the giant creature.
What do you see? I see nothing.
The original poster said, "In the video, you can clearly see a massive gray figure walking outside on the streets."
And he said clearly. Emphasis on the "clear".
GoodLionTV on X also is concerned about the possible out-of-this-world visit.
Before you blow this off. There is a first-hand account.
"Next thing I know, we see all these people running - fat chicks - I am talking about moving," he said. "It looked like a big a** shadow. But it was solid at the same time."
I mean he has a point. Would fat chicks really be running if they weren't horrified?
Well, despite the video evidence and first-hand accounts, not everyone agrees that we were visited by aliens.
This guy agrees with me on this one.
Wow. We have some smart people on the internet right now.
She has got a point. Why would an alien go to a mall?
The real question we should all be asking is: Is seeing believing? Or is it, believing is seeing?
Well, I think I may have found the video of what actually caused such a large response by the police.
People can believe what they want. But I am going with Occam's razor on this one.
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