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"Well, that sucks. Look at that, Lucy. Her car got lost."

I believe it was Kierkegaard, or maybe it was John Lennon, who said, "Instant Karma is gonna get you." That's what happened to an AWFL Massachusetts resident who saw ICE agents doing what we voted for. This may shock you, but she found herself unable to calm down. So much so, she forgot to put her car in park. By a lake.

The incident happened in a small town outside of Boston. Or, at least it did according to Fox News's Bill Melugin's sources.

"An anti-ICE protester in Massachusetts forgot to put her car in park while yelling at agents making an arrest of an illegal alien in Upton, MA, and her vehicle went into a lake and sunk, an ICE source tells me."

Setting aside that I want this to have happened in the exact way as it's described, when it comes to border control and immigration issues, Melugin is someone you can trust to always be fair and balanced in his reporting. His work is so on point, Media Matters took out a hit on him a few years ago. Side note: Have you noticed how much quieter Media Matters has been since USAID shut down?

I feel bad for her -- I guess we'll call her "Karen" -- seventeen cats. How does Karen explain this to them when she gets home? Car repairs are going to cut into her cat food budget. Ruth, Bader, and Ginsberg are going to have to fight over who gets the last piece of salmon. While Mr. Fluffyface sneaks out and decides he'd have a better life out on the street. A cat can make a decent life for themselves as a stray. And it beats the smell of a tiny apartment with sixteen other felines. Odor control kitty litter can only hide so much.

Though for future bystanders who whip out their smartphones to do it for the content, you HAVE to remember to get a response from your video's ingeuine. Not having a close-up of Karen yelling "yargle blargle" about how fascism is to blame for her Subaru sleeping with the fishes is why this video only gets a 7/10.

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