Be careful out on these streets this weekend, folks. The weekend before Christmas is the busiest shopping weekend. Black Friday is for sales on electronics. The weekend before Christmas is for procrastinators. And if being on the road shopping makes you coo-coo for cocoa puffs, assume the person next to you is worse. You can avoid getting into both a car accident and a street fight, as you are about to see in one of the most Long Island bits of content I've ever seen. We'll call this Road Rager '23: Xmas Xaos.

The video misses the accident. We start with an overturned truck and someone armed with what appeared to be a kendo stick. I think the sideways car is his because a friend runs from being the car also armed with what appears to be a kendo stick. Odd choice of weaponry for the South Shore. Maybe they're wrestlers training at Create-A-Pro to be the next MJF and Max Caster and happened to have their gimmicks in the trunk.

That would make the other two the reckless drivers who caused the other car to go sideways. Mayhaps I'm wrong about this. But while half of our combatants were looking to go stick-to-ass, the other two at first appeared to just want to exchange insurance information.

And then someone's butt fell out. Ackshually, two butts fell out.

This wasn't embarrassing enough without your hind parts being exposed to all of the internets. They should thank News 12 for the gaussian blur filter.

Three people were arrested, one of whom was a minor. Two were treated at a nearby hospital for non-life-threatening injuries.

The highway was shut down for HOURS. Ten bucks say this was not the only fight that broke out. The others weren't smartphone-worthy though. Just a bunch of pissed-off drivers being passive-aggressive to each other with the windows rolled down.

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