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The harpies are going into battle! There is a Million AWFL March movement brewing in every state. Lindsey Clancy murdered her three children, and you would think, "Hey, that's bad. What an evil person!" You would be wrong. Lindsey isn't a woman so much as she is a symbol, signalling to other women that it's...ok to murder your children? I'm honestly at a loss, and that's before getting into why this broad is "armed" with a bow and a fanny pack.

Usual viral video disclaimers. Grok couldn't provide be any more context on who this AWFL broad is. I'm assuming she doesn't have any children of her own, but that's just based on the fact that if she did, she seems like the kind of person who would include them in her content.

I know this is being shared around the X-Twitters to bait rage, and it's working. My rage is, in point of fact, baited. Dare I say, I have AWFL fatigue. But if I'm being honest, I'm mostly put off by the laziness of it. You go through the trouble of setting up the tripod, putting on your homeliest dress, your fancy fanny pack, and grab a bow...just to stand there?

I'd expect at least a feminist Hunger Games motif. Katniss Everderp ready to storm the Capitol in support of President Snow's wife sending him out on an errand so that she could murder their three children. Even if that was too much work, use that annoying whistling song from the movie as the backing track.

Far be it from me to criticize someone's AWFL content. But if you're going to put it out there that you're a crazy person who supports a woman who murdered her three children, at least put some thought behind the video. Otherwise, you're just someone who supports a woman murdering her three children.

Apropos of nothing, here is a man to make sense of everything.

I do find myself wondering, because there are a lot of these videos. Or, there are some of these videos out of an internet of billions of people that are being shared on X-Twitter. Is it all people who support Lindsay Clancy murdering her three children? Or is some of it people pretending to support Lindsay Clancy murdering her three children because that's where they think the clicks are?

Think of the now-defunct "Influencers in the Wild" account (RIP) from the George Floyd era, where slacktivist would shoot videos of themselves holding a hammer in front of a store that was burned down, or use a protest as the backdrop for their photo shoot.

Now ask yourself what is worse. Supporting a woman who murdered her three children because you support a woman who murdered her three children? Or pretending to support a woman who murdered her three children because that's what's trendy?

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