In the immortal words of Ferris Bueller, life moves pretty fast. Or, to be more accurate to the topic, in the immortal words of Don Henley, "In a New York minute, ooh ooh ooh." One moment, the governor is pledging $50 million in taxpayer dollars to help unauthorized illegals skirt the legal system. Next, one of them tries stabbing an attorney in Albany. Kathy Hochul is fortunate to be the governor of New York. Voters in any other state would hold her accountable for incompetence.

Except for maybe California.

Here is Hochul on Wednesday. This is in response to one of the NYC Mayoral Candidates assaulting an ICE officer. Democrats aren't used to the rules applying to them, or being held accountable for their own actions. It doesn't matter what his name is, since this is all a PR stunt. Not to mention NYC is so messed up, the best the city can hope for is Andrew Cuomo.

Kathy was right there to signal her virtue, and is using $50 million in public money to do so.

That was Wednesday.

On Thursday, an illegal tried to stab a lawyer minding his own business outside of a hotel.

Saul Morales-Garcia – a 40-year-old El Salvador national – approached US Attorney for the Northern District of New York John A. Sarcone III outside the Hilton Hotel on Tuesday night and lunged at him with the blade, making gestures that he was going to slit the federal prosecutor’s throat.

“I didn’t want him to get away, and I yelled out at him,” Sarcone said, according to the outlet. “He turns around, and he starts yelling again … and then he pulls the knife out, and then there’s this (gesture) across his throat thing, like he’s going to slit my throat, and then comes at me again, and I ran back towards the hotel, and then he stopped, and then turned around.”

Morales-Garcia was taken into custody, where he will no doubt be released on his own recognizance, or when the District Attorney decides no to charge him. This is New York. Hochul and her Democrat Party only care about people voters who a) agree with their progressive worldview, b) live in four out of the five boroughs (Staten Island is on the outs), or c) are here illegally and have been imported into the state for reasons totally unrelated to voting and congresional district redistricting. Totally unrelated. There is no relation to it whatsoever.

I wonder if this guy will have access to the $50 million that Kathy Hochul has set aside. Someone should ask her that.

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