Canada hasn’t given us a lot over the years. The Kids in the Hall. Steven Crowder. Tax credits allowing our favorite TV shows to shoot in Vancouver. But most importantly, the country has blessed us with Justin “I Feel Pretty” Trudeau. A warning for America for what happens when you go full socialist. And apply too much hair product (see Proud Feminist Justin Trudeau Shames His Own Sons for Toxic ‘Masculine’ Nature and Retired General Shames Justin Trudeau for Fangirling Over Fidel Castro). Pay attention, Bernie supporters.
Trudeau’s latest communist plot is to reintegrate former Chaknuckleheads who left the great white north to join ISIS. Using taxpayer money to do so. Big government always knows best. Misgender me and visit the clink.
Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer disagrees. As would, you would think, anyone with at least half a functioning brain. Alas, this is Canadian socialism, eh.
Scheer challenged the prime minister about this terrible idea to his face. Trudeau responded by flipping his hair. Then reading from a script.
These are people who got on a plane to fight for ISIS and watched as our allied soldiers were burned to death in a cage. These are people who got on a plane to go to fight for an organization that sells women and girls into slavery. These are people who left Canada to fight for a group of people who push homosexuals off buildings just for being gay. Can the Prime Minister explain to the House exactly what a program or reintegration service would look like for the people who commit these kinds of atrocities?
What exactly is Pretty Young Thing Trudeau’s thought process here? Once someone joins ISIS, they can be lured back by making them chug a case of Labatt’s Blue? Strap them to a chair and make them watch a Trailer Park Boys marathon with their eyelids taped open ala A Clockwork Orange? Lock them in a padded cell where he blasts Nickelback? No. Some punishments are too inhumane.
That last one might be why they joined ISIS in the first place.
If you needed another example why Americans support Donald Trump despite issues they have with his personality, it’s because this is the alternative when it comes to the war on terror: all the moral fortitude of a banana slug. With all the style of Madonna’s backup dancers.