Leftists and Muslims are the strangest of bedfellows. Leftists are for women’s rights, gay rights, and secularism. Do a 180 and you get Allah’s posse. But that little detail didn’t stop the two from forming a coalition for “peace and inclusion.” It’s been a whirlwind romance ever since. Alas, in their passionate love affair, it seems a bad habit or two may have been picked up. Namely, faking hate crimes…
Michael Tyler Kee, who was arrested for allegedly spray painting Islamophobic graffiti on his own door at Beloit College and claiming [he was] the victim of a hate crime, has been officially charged with three misdemeanor offenses. The official criminal complaint also highlighted a previous false police report filed by Kee two years ago.
The criminal complaint states that Kee admitted to detectives that they “placed the swastika and the derogatory term on [their] door because the Jewish students were getting all the attention,” making reference to another hate incident that occurred at Beloit College prior to the alleged hoax. The complaint goes on to say that Kee informed a detective that minority groups at Beloit College vie to be seen as the most oppressed.
Poor Muslims. Those darned Jews get all the good hate crimes.
Firstly, let’s address the neckbearded elephant in the room. Notice how the “victim” looks a lot less like one of the baddies in True Lies and a lot more like Chaz Bono? Yeah, just further proves our point how when we talk about Islam, we’re talking about ideas and not race. Anyone, including chubbos with lesbian haircuts can be a Muslim. It’s as simple as giving up pork and abandoning all human decency.
Yep, for a religion that has no problem with the raping, beating women, or murdering the fancy lads, a little bit of fibbing is no big deal. This is hardly the first time we’ve seen a hate crime faked (read Leftist Claims She Was Assaulted in Vicious ‘Hate Crime’ Because Trump. Yeah, It’s Fake… and ANOTHER HOAX? Student Admits to Nazi ‘Hate Crime’ Blamed on Trump Supporters… and HATE CRIME HOAX: Mississippi Church Member Charged in ‘Vote Trump’ Arson). The common denominator in all of those cases is leftists/Muslims setting out to make all non-leftists/non-Muslims look like (insert cause here)phobes.
But when a real hate crime goes down?
Kudos to the police for bringing this double-chinned atrocity to justice.
The big lesson in this is never trust a man who doesn’t like bacon. And more importantly, Islam is devoid of morals beyond their outdated millennia-and-a-half-old customs. But remember, to say such a thing makes you an Islamophobic bigot.
Speaking of which…