If they weren't supporting policies that are destroying America and attempting to prop up a semi-corpse to do so, I might feel bad for the people who work at the White House. They can't even let Joe Biden pardon turkeys without him adding to his list of senior moments. This one may be his most unforgivable yet. He confused Taylor Swift with what's left of Britney Spears.

Quick side note. There may or may not be a deal in place to bring the hostages home.

It was a shameless attempt to pander to the youth, something that, as we saw over the weekend, is fraught with peril when you are dealing with Joe Biden.

The two turkeys pardoned were named Liberty and Bell. Joe tried to explain to the audience how difficult it was for turkeys to get the presidential pardon and not be slaughtered so that Americans could enjoy sides and appetizers instead. You know, since turkey is always dry as f*ck.

The gag was supposed to be that a presidential pardon is harder to get than Taylor Swift tickets. It is unclear if he was ad-libbing or reading from a teleprompter and Biden'ing it up, but this is what came out:

"You can say this, even harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour or, or (senile pause) Brittney's tour. She's down in, it's kinda warm in Brazil right now."

You dumb bastard. Taylor Swift is the one with the tour tickets that are hard to get to. She's the one in Brazil with her latest boyfriend, Big Pharma salesman Travis Kelce. The only people going to see Britney Spears lately are law enforcement officers doing welfare checks.

What kinda of an idiot confuses Taylor Swift for Brittney Spears? It's an insult to Swifties worldwide. They won't stand for this!

The event ended with Biden running off abruptly because he had to poop and didn't want to have an accident. Do we have concrete proof that's what's happening here that would pass the muster of "independent" "fact" checkers? Meh, But we've all seen this shuffle before.

You might even say oops, Joe Biden did it again.

Folks, these are the jokes.

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