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February 12, 2024
Watch: White House releases video of cranky old man yelling about his snacks, and the internet's got jokes
Last week was disastrous for Joe Biden. The DOJ special council called him a senile old coot. Biden, in response, appeared before cameras and acted like a senile old coot. At this point, there was only one thing left for the White House to do. Drop a video on X that shows Biden as an old coot. Though, at least not senile. I wonder how many takes it took them.
Whoever greenlit this needs to be given a urine test.
While you were Super Bowl shopping, did you notice smaller-than-usual products where the price stays the same?
Folks are calling it Shrinkflation and it means companies are giving you less for every dollar you spend.
I’m calling on the big consumer brands to put a stop to it. pic.twitter.com/wL1NsEh78F
— President Biden (@POTUS) February 11, 2024
I think I know why they wouldn't let Joe Biden do a Super Bowl interview. Team Biden wanted to push this as their agenda, and they couldn't find a reporter who wouldn't ask "Dafuq are you talking about?"
Democrats are going all in on "shrinkflation" because Senator Fauxahontas dropped X on it too. That means they have data somewhere showing that they think this is a winning issue for them, and I'd love to see what that data is and if the person who collected it is the one who left cocaine in the West Wing.
One, to bring up any kind of -flation is a reminder of the inflation caused by Biden's policies.
Two, "shrinkflation" is where companies, to stay competitive and not raise prices when every level of production is made more expensive, will sometimes make things smaller in order to keep sale price the same. Every level of production is more expensive due to Biden's policies.
Three, when you grocery shopping, what have you been noticing? That everything is more expensive than it was before Biden? Or that there are five fewer chips in your Pringles container?
Biden's obsession with "shrinkflation" and shirking his responsibility is illustrated in this well-done deep fake:
Bidenomics. How much money have you printed again? pic.twitter.com/oDH6CXPkez
— Kirk Lubimov (@KirkLubimov) February 11, 2024
"Shrinkflation" is the new blame MAGA Republicans, which is the new blame Putin, which is the new blame SCHMOVID, which is the new...
— Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist (@DeAngelisCorey) February 11, 2024
My experience in political consulting is, I'll admit, limited. But even so, if I had a candidate whose brain was 69% tapioca pudding and who Americans think is too old and mentally diminished to function let alone be president, this is NOT the video I would release.
Why did you refuse the interview for the Super Bowl, it’s a tradition for presidents
Oh yeah, I forgot pic.twitter.com/EYJlGhuEsI
— masonbo (@masonbo) February 11, 2024
I did not predict leaning into the aging issue with an Andy-Rooney-on-quaaludes rant about how chip bags used to be fuller. https://t.co/XnHhLLFZoD
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) February 11, 2024
"We need to put something out there to reassure everyone that Biden's age isn't an issue."
"Let's have him yell about potato chips for a few seconds."
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 11, 2024
So this is your 2024 election in a nutshell. Republicans are going to run on the Biden border crisis. And Biden's foreign policy disasters. And the unaffordability of being middle class under Biden. And the woke indoctrination in schools under Biden.
Democrats are going to run on Biden being angry because he's getting less ice cream. That sure is a decision.
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