I've been following politics since around 2007 or so, and I am astounded by what transpired yesterday with Joe Biden, classified documents, and the mind-numbingly stupid-ass decision to let him speak past his bedtime. And here I thought the WrestleMania press conference was going to be the one with all the drama last night.

(Side note: the WrestleMania press conference was sick. The Rock turned heel. Cody Rhodes is gonna finish his story. It's 'Maina SZN bay-bee!)

The DOJ ended its investigation into Joe Biden mishandling classified documents on Thursday. To recap, in 2022, Donald Trump was caught mishandling classified documents, and the Left and the media (but I repeat myself) cried "Straight to jail!" A week or so later, Biden was caught doing the same thing, and the Left and the media (but I repeat myself) were all like, "Yeah, but... hey, look at that obvious distraction!"

• The View goes "ViewAnon" with lunatic theories on why Joe Biden got caught with classified documents
• WATCH: Doocy quotes Biden verbatim on classified docs, leaves Karine Jean-Pierre completely flabbergasted
• WATCH: Doocy confronts Biden on top-secret docs found in his garage. Biden: But I have a Corvette!

The DOJ released its report and said they were not going to press charges. That's fine. No one expected Biden's DOJ to press charges against Biden anywho. Instead, they said that Joe Biden was too old AF as their excuse as to why they weren't charging him. Biden couldn't remember things like when his son died or when he was vice president, or if he showed classified materials to his ghostwriter. But worse? The DOJ said it would be, and I quote, "difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him -- by then a former president well into his eighties -- of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness."

This is WORSE than recommending jail time. If the DOJ did that, Democrats could run claiming that Biden is a victim. Instead, they have to run with an old coot who is too old to remember where he was, yet should be given the nuclear codes for another four years. Had things ended there, it would have been disastrous enough for the White House.

Then someone decided it would be a good idea for Biden to go out past his bedtime to defend himself and to defend that he is not forgetful, senile, or that his brain is 69% tapioca pudding. He did this by lashing out at the press. Doocy got some of the smoke.

Then in a public event designed to convince people Biden's brain works, he forgot the name of the church he got his rosaries from.

And he confused Egypt and Mexico.

Also, the Jews went under the bus.

As I'm writing this, there are A LOT of people dropping X on the matter...

There is no coming back from this. At a public event designed to blast an investigation that called Joe Biden's age, coherency, and knowledge of where he was into question, Joe Biden HIMSELF called his own age, coherency, and knowledge of where he was into question. I'm sure Biden left the room and told his staff he "nailed it," while they humored him and wondered if there was any more cocaine floating around.

Ten bucks say Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigeg, Andrew Cuomo, Gavin Newsom, and Michelle Obama are ALL on the phone with donors today. Joe's not going to make it past the convention.

Biden's reelection campaign HAS to be done at this point. Or, people need to be getting arrested for elder abuse.

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