Jessica Yaniv is Back, Now Targeting Beauty Pageants
Jessica Yaniv, the he-lady whose actions suggested he wanted ladies to look upon his hairy crotch accoutrements, has returned to horrify the rest of us in new revealing ways. It wasn't enough for Yaniv to sue women who refused to wax his wonders down under. Now Yaniv wants all to look upon his fat, flabby (but fabulously brave) tummy rolls in a beauty pageant. Ah yes. High heels, cat walks, world peace, and Canada's Jabba de Hut in a two piece. Thanks, 2020, like you weren't ghastly enough. If your brain purged all images of this individual from your mind, let me undo it:
One proud lesbian. I'll never give up fighting for human rights equality. #LGBTQoftwitter https://t.co/sKyjJ0Um39— Jessica❤️ (@Jessica❤️)1560723400.0
It's over, Heidi Klum.
According to a report from The Post Millennial, Yaniv filed a human right's complaint against Canada Galaxy Pageants. The pageant denied Jessica a place in its "28 Years and Older" division after it learned sweet little Jessica still has a dick and balls.
Yaniv, who is transgender with male genitals, was initially accepted into the contest, having not mentioned that she was transgender with male genitals on her application. This would go against the pageant's policy, who only allow biological females, or those who had "fully transitioned" and no longer had male genitals to compete in the pageant. This policy was noted in all paperwork and on the website.
Based on what I've read, the pageant Yaniv has set its pretty eyes upon already allows for transitioned trannies; that is men who fully committed to their gender identity by whacking off Batman and the Robins.
Yes, I am trying to get creative with the genital euphemisms. Work with me here, boys, girls and wannabes.
Still, Yaniv has threatened the pageant because it doesn't allow men to prance about as lovely ladies. Yes, men. As in biologically male individuals who have one penis, one or two testicles (can't leave out my one-balled heroes who will never identify themselves), complete with a Y-chromosome and a preference for ESPN over HGTV. Not to be confused with women. As in biologically female individuals who have one vagina, two breasts capable of lactation to feed babies who've gestated in the woman's uterus, two X chromosomes, and inexplicable love of scented candles.
How the Canadian tribunal will find this case, only the celestial trickster who commandeered 2020's plans will know.
If you're wondering what the patriarchy looks like, it's Jessica Yaniv. If you're searching for an example of male privilege, it's Jessica Yaniv. If you're bumbling about trying to explain toxic masculinity, may I present to you Jessica Yaniv. For Jessica Yaniv exemplifies a spoiled, entitled, wanton pervert whose actions suggest he wants women to comply with his every desire, and if they don't, he'll bring the force of the state to his aid. If he doesn't get his way, there will be hell to pay. Paid by women.
Jessica Yaniv isn't a brave and beautiful transgender advocate. He is the worst kind of man in need of an attitude correction.
EXPOSED: The Left's Pedophilia Agenda! | Louder with Crowder www.youtube.com
Need a quick laugh? Check out and subscribe to our CrowderBits YouTube channel for Louder with Crowder skits, opens, and parody videos!