ISIS has released a handbook on how to blend in with the Western world so as not to get caught. Mind you, the Western world won’t say squat if they see something in the first place, because Islamophobia… or something. Shut up, racist. But, to cover their bases, would-be terrorists are encouraged to shave, wear a Christian cross, and basically look like Johnny Applepie.
The Islamic State has released a booklet that aims to instruct would-be “lone wolf” terrorists on how to carry out attacks without being thwarted — and the guidelines include wearing “a necklace showing a Christian cross.”
The 58-page publication, titled “Safety and Security Guidelines for Lone Wolf Mujahideen and Small Cells,” was originally published in Arabic but has since been re-released in English, the Telegraph reported.
In goes in to alarming detail…
It says that lone wolves in particular should try and meld in with the local population, including by “not looking like a Muslim”. That means shaving your beard, wearing western clothes and not attending mosque too frequently.
It even gives instruction for what kind of “perfume” a man should wear. “If you want to use perfume during your travel, don’t use the oily, non-alcoholic perfume that Muslims use.
Welcome to the new world.
If I didn’t know any better, it sounds like these ISIS “lone wolf” terrorists have passed “Moderate Muslim” in appearance and are going straight for the Christian T-shirt section of the store. Jesus fishes on the car. John 3:16 sewn into all of his jackets. This does two things.
1) Proves our point that Christians are not known for their tendency to blow people up, and
2) ISIS terrorists want to wear Christian sheep’s clothing to blend in with the massive flocks of the Western world. The better to devour them with, my infidel.
Both should probably scare the crap out of you. ISIS wants to look like “nice Muslims” and “non Muslims” to avoid attention. To avoid scrutiny. To avoid fear. They’ll look just like anyone else. You might invite one over for dinner. He’ll have a nice smile. He’ll buck all the stereotypes. You won’t know if he’s a good guy, a bad guy, or carrying a suit made of C4.
As an added bonus, all the leftists will bolster him up and say “LOOK IT! This is a wonderful Middle Eastern man, who you would’ve shut out of your country and home because you’re a racist!”
So there’s that.
Speaking of “moderate Islam,” you should totally watch this video. Then tweet me @scrowder to tell me how wrong I am.