You may have seen #IfMenHadPeriods trending on the Twitter… But allow me to explain for those busy with lives, who may not have a care to give about hashtag campaigns. The hashtag #IfMenHadPeriods was birthed last night after a tweeting spree from a “feminist OB/GYN.” Just to clarify, that wasn’t code for lesbian. She’s really an OB/GYN. And a feminist. Here’s the tweet that started it all…
If men had periods pads would be free
— Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) September 6, 2016
Notice something missing from that tweet? Well, besides the period. Logic. It’s missing logic. It assumes men don’t pay for stuff they need. Which is dangerously stupid.
The hashtag #IfMenHadPeriods flowed through Twitter as feminists joined in on the whinage. How many are currently riding the curse is unknown. Probably lots, though. SJWs used the opportunity to complain and blame their natural bodily functions on the patriarchy. Because periods suck.
Commas, on the other hand…
For the record? This joke is an ongoing theme in womenly circles looong before feminists leaked it for all of Twitter, using it to complain about “the patriarchy.” Because yes, if men had periods they’d pound Midol and chocolate in an attempt to eat the pain away, too. Nobody likes pain. Nobody.
This lady simply took our (what was supposed to be INSIDE) joke and ran all the way to crazy town with it. Thanks, ladies. THANKS. Talk about a betrayal of the sisterhood. If you peep the hashtag, you’ll see tons of feminists ragging on men. But you’ll also see another brand of outrage… This time directed at the “traditional” feminists.
— james // 21 (@jackzimboni) September 6, 2016
I am that man who has periods cause guess what. Trans people exist #IfMenHadPeriods
— big slappy (@ZawehZaweh) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods is trending but some men literally do have periods so like…. what…..
— ryan (@ryan_edwards37) September 6, 2016
Are we really trending #IfMenHadPeriods like trans men don't exist? Let's stop the gender essentialism and transphobia please
— Level 27 Thot Mage (@SourceDuMal) September 6, 2016
We’re talking about bleeding from the uterus, a natural part of the reproductive cycle. Among women. Now it’s a transgender issue?
Yeah, this is real. You didn’t step into The Twilight Zone. These aren’t paid Twitter actors. The left is cannibalizing itself. Again. Over a tweet. Because to transgender leftists, words are hurtful. Almost as hurtful as the monthly cramps from their unwanted uteri.
To be fair, we know “trans men” with periods exist. We call them women. Not because of “transphobia,” but basic anatomy. Science. But while we’re on the subject, here’s a quick question for feminists: #IfMenHadPeriods, do you think they’d be demanding the government cork their bleeding orifices with “free,” taxpayer-funded tampons? Methinks no. Know why? Because other men would take them to task and call them pansies. Other men would string them up as examples of wimps. They’d say “You’re such a failure at being a man, you want OTHER MEN to pay for your tampons?” They’d LOL at those men. Those men would be mocked so badly, they’d have to run to the men’s room to have a cry.
Ladies, even you “ladies” who wear suits and stuff your panties with whatever, if you want to be perceived as “independent” and “strong,” my advice is you act like it. Whining about the patriarchy while demanding free tampons? No. You’re embarrassing us other ladies who soldier on with our lives, who don’t bitch on Twitter about bleeding, who pay for our own tampons. Seriously, stop buying the Starbucks so you can take the silly Instagram photos, and put those few extra bucks towards pads and tampons. How is this difficult?
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