I wonder if it hurts to be this stupid. Like, does this clown wake up in physical pain because he's such a moron? Or does he get headaches any time he tries to use his brain to form ideas or encode information? Let's set the stage. Chet here is protesting against the police (see #DEFUNDTHEPOLICE? HERE'S THE HORRIFYING WAY SCUMBAGS ARE PROTESTING COPS and THIS TEEN MAKES BEARS FOR CHILDREN OF FALLEN OFFICERS. NOW LIBERALS ARE SENDING DEATH THREATS.). Presumably. Honestly, I'm losing track of who is protesting what. He walks up to a cop wearing a Blue Lives Matter mask, standing next to an African-American police officer. My dude is confused.

CHET: How can you just stand there wearing a blue lives matter mask?

REPORTER: Because she's a police officer?

CHET: But there's a black guy next to her and everyone knows that blue lives matter means that black lives don't matter. It's racist. Doesn't this black guy know that it's racist?

REPORTER: No it's not.

CHET: Yes it is.

REPORTER: Obviously he disagrees with you.

CHET: i just...what is even happening right now?

COP: *Just stares at him blackly*

Also, bro, man buns are so 2018. Just because you are a douche doesn't mean you have to run around advertising it. Wear a ball cap like a man.

Really though, you know what content I want to see? A month from now, I want to revisit some of these idiots, sit them down, play them these videos back and ask them how they think they look in them. Though Chet here will probably still be confused.

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