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Friends don't let friends chase their SSRIs with sauvignon blanc. I'm guessing this lady doesn't have any friends, as she brags on TikTok about taking it upon herself to patrol a middle school graduation to make sure there are no ICE agents. In Portland. No, not the Oregon one. The Portland in Maine, which I wouldn't peg for being a breeding ground for illegals. Maybe even illegals have a weekend getaway.

Now, you probably have the same initial reaction I did to this video. "Brodigan, this has GOTS to be satire."

If it is, she's playing the long game with an entire TikTok account dedicated to "ACTivating" Maine. Yes, she supports the Nazi tattoo guy for US Senate too.

Her caption from the original TikTok video (I went with the one the anonymous X account stole because it's easier to embed) says, "I’m sure I’m in a database somewhere anyway. No one can feel safe. Even at a middle school graduation. Our neighbors LIVE IN FEAR. Start planning now."

What's unclear is whether she was at her kids' graduation or just patrolling a random school on her own, since she never knows when ICE agents are lurking around the corner. I know that you know that I know that you know ICE agents are focused on criminals. Though someone as AWFL as this broad probably thinks ICE exists just to chase around brown people. Which would explain why they would be staking out a middle school graduation in *checks notes* Maine.

What's also unclear is which would be more pathetic: her randomly patrolling a school she has no connection to? Or blowing off her child's graduation so she can create content and fill her daily quote of virtue signaling? If it's the latter, I'm guessing the kid was happier to have her outside.

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