San Francisco: the city of free inclusive gay love. Just be careful when you and Johnny Go Lightly in the Loafers leans in for a kiss, you don’t catch a stray bullet from an illegal immigrant. I would tell you to ask Kate Steinle about that, but an illegal immigrant shot her in the city of gay love. But wait, it gets worse. When it comes to immigration, the “progressive” citizens of San Francisco are showing their true colors…and they ain’t the colors of the rainbow flag.
San Francisco is one of the most progressive cities in the nation, especially when it comes to national immigration. We believe so much in the natural right of people to join us here in America that we fought to keep our status as sanctuary city even in the face of being federally defunded for it.
Yet take that same conversation to the local level and all bets are off. City meetings have become heated, divisive and prone to rhetoric where we openly discuss exactly which kinds of people we want to keep out of our city.
San Francisco progressives view living in certain neighborhoods as a privilege to be earned, and see nothing wrong with preventing certain groups of people from moving in, a traditionally conservative view.
Well, well, well. Leftists want to bring in immigrants by the tanker load because they’re riding their own highs of lofty feelings. But they’re not willing to host those same illegal immigrants in their snooty neighborhoods. So when it comes to securing our borders, they’re against it. But when it comes to securing their homes, they’re Making Their Neighborhoods Great Again, erecting walls, changing locks, and lighting torches. Lemme put it another way: San Francisco elitist liberal hippies are flaming hypocrites.
Leftists are admitting they have trust issues with illegal immigrants. Which is a fair point. People who’re prone to illegal actions generally continue breaking laws, breaking into houses, or breaking someone’s skull with stray bullets. So while these snooty San Franciscans look down their noses at the rest of the nation for wanting border security, they’re secretly trying to build little borders of their own. Can’t have it both ways, even if they’re bisexually motivated. You knew the gay jokes were coming.
If we think of America as nothing but one big neighborhood, where people’s personal property is their personal property (the horror), it’s easy to see why most of America wants security. Much the same way San Franciscans want to keep their overly-priced pads free of Jorge and Ramon, who skipped the border and immigration processes. And are looking to loot Russian Hill.
Perhaps all of us, including pretentious Bay Area yuppies, cease the blanket racism accusations and work toward building a secure nation. Just imagine the United States like one big Sea Cliff and we should be golden.