Feminists Inject Politics into Christmas. Create Hillary Clinton Tree-Topper
We've arrived at that time of the year where Grinchy leftists set out to ruin Christmas. So far, despite their bold efforts, they've bombed like the Star Wars Holiday Special. Or fat-free egg nog. Amy Schumer playing the Virgin Mary.
But, progressives are a stubborn lot. So, they're trying a new tactic. Appropriation. A feminist non-profit has created a Hillary Clinton angel tree-topper. Yes, really.
A bunch of green-haired potbellied feminists trying to steal Christmas? Not on my watch.
The only place where a Hillary Clinton tree-topper is appropriate is atop the scorched Douglas fir of a Satanist. Right above the upside-down crosses and ornament of "Damien the Blood-Stained Hell-Goat." Hillary's a pre-redemption Ebeneezer Scrooge. A gender-swapped Scut Farkus. Hans Gruber in a pantsuit. Ho-ho-ho.
Also, since when did leftists celebrate Christmas in the first place? The last time I checked, Christmas was a non-inclusive Christian-centeric triggerfest. Everyone knows these feminists don't actually care about the magical time of Yuletide. They're just using it as another opportunity to act like Santa. But rather than squeezing down a chimney with care, they're shoving the Vagina Monologues up our butts. Like a too-big suppository.