It's an irony so rich it'll give you gout. In the latest episode of Stupidity Daily, we have one white guy who was apparently bumped by another white guy's baby stroller. No, seriously. Two white dudes with baby strollers. They rollin, they hatin'...

Trigger warning: foul language

I love that this guy says he "fights for a living." Pretty sure games of Catan don't count. Or maybe he's referring to Tae Bo. Remember Tae Bo? LOL. And did we all notice that this is a short white guy? Dude's not exactly "street" like Idris Elba either. He's Shaun King white, you guys. Not sure what his real name is, but let's call him Dakota!

But of course the "check your white privilege" coming from one WHITE Tae Bo fighter to a guy walking with a stroller, that's the lesson here. When you're out in Brooklyn with your baby stroller, and you come across a Tae Bo fighter, do NOT bump into him. That's white privilege.

The funniest part is when Dakota bitches about the other white guy 'gentrifying' the neighborhood. Right. Because people are confusing you for a Harlem native, Dakota. White guys accusing other guys of white gentrification... if this Irony were a bomb, Ahmed would be carrying it into school.

It gets better, because White Privilege Accuser was later interviewed. Yes really. You're welcome.

Trigger warning: adult language.

White Privilege said he has a temper and that all he did was say something “a little dicky” when the stroller bumped into him. But…:

Instead of apologizing or acknowledging the faux pas, B.A. says the woman “starts screaming at me, ‘Fuck you! Who do you think you are?’ Then the guy starts screaming at me, ‘Fuck you,’ and starts coming at me with his fists like this. Now as soon as the guy comes at me with his fists, I’m telling you, if you come at somebody with your fists, be prepared that [the other person] is going to put their fists back up.”

Oh, and it gets so much better:

Yet B.A., who was quick to produce the acting credits, modeling spots, and martial arts trophies he’s accrued over the years, says he frequently finds himself in these situations: chastising a “Wall Street guy” in Fort Greene Park for berating park regulars, chiding a couple laying on a blanket for not picking up their trash (“I said, ‘I pick up my dog’s shit every day so you can fuck your girlfriend in this park at night.’ That made sense to him!”), and lecturing a woman whose dog was killing squirrels while she stared blankly at her phone.

“My friend who’s a cop said, ‘stop losing your temper, call the police every time, just let them handle it and it’s out of your hands.’ And he’s right about that, the only problem is, I don’t have a cell phone, I’m the last person who doesn’t carry a cell phone, because I don’t give a fuck,” B.A. says. “Calm down with that shit already. Talk to me, like people. I’m old school.”

Happy Friday everyone!

H/T Mediaite