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HILARIOUS: Ted Cruz Skewers Hillary Clinton and the Democrats!
Ted Cruz is the bomb dot com, you guys. Ahmed Mohamed orders all his clock parts from him... Too soon?
Today at the Mackinac Republican Leadership Conference in Michigan, the Texas Senator said of the Democrats,
“You know, I think they may end up just moving the debate until 2017.”
Heh. Or until they can find a candidate who doesn't irritate the populace. Or until they have candidates who can get their fashion sense under control. And a comb (BERN!)
“It’s not widely known, but the Democrats had actually planned to have an earlier debate. The problem was the debate invitation was emailed to Hillary.”
Then, for the clincher:
“So now the Democratic field consists of a wild-eyed socialist with ideas that are dangerous for America and for the world... and Bernie Sanders.”
Try to tell me you didn't laugh. Go ahead. Try.
But Cruz's remarks were far more than just a jab at Hillary and the Democratic party. As is his custom, he covered a vast range of policy, social, international and political issues in his speech. All while his hair was combed and he didn't speak like a robot. Democrat candidates, take notes.
In addition to stating he would rip the Iran bill to shreds on his first day in office, Cruz said he would require an investigation of Planned Parenthood, repeal every word of Obamacare, fight common core, secure the border and end sanctuary cities, take on the EPA and abolish the IRS. He might also start his own line of haircare products and an online clock store. Just for kicks.
Really nice to hear something substantive from a candidate for a change, isn't it?
Essentially, Cruz was Cruz. Which is exactly why we love him.
His keynote address also took a stab at Washington politicians. Take a look:
"If you see a candidate that Washington embraces, run and hide."
Amen, Senator Cruz. Amen!