Here We Go: CNN is Suing the White House Over Jim Acosta
There have been rumors about CNN suing the White House over head douche Jim Acosta getting spanked and banished from the White House (see President Trump Dresses Down Rude Jim Acosta on Live TV and Jim Acosta Cries on CNN After Sarah Sanders Made Him Her B****). They are rumors no more.
CNN is filing a lawsuit against President Trump and several of his aides, seeking the immediate restoration of chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta's access to the White House.
The lawsuit is a response to the White House's suspension of Acosta's press pass, known as a Secret Service "hard pass," last week. The suit alleges that Acosta and CNN's First and Fifth Amendment rights are being violated by the ban.
CNN is suing the Secret Service agent too.
Here's the thing. I get that ORANGE MAN BAD! But people in the media underestimate how much of a sanctimonious prick most of America thinks Jim Acosta is. Largely because Jim Acosta is a sanctimonious prick.
Jim Acosta is that geeky science nerd with the face of a Pug's butt, who leaned over female students offering to "help" while really staring at their breasts.
Jim Acosta is that driver who pulls out from the stop sign seconds before you reach the intersection when there are zero cars behind you. Then he drives five miles slower than the posted speed limit.
Jim Acosta is that guy who stands in line at the Costco food court, then when he finally gets to an attendant asks "Do you serve pizza here?"
Jim Acosta is that guy who incorrectly corrects your grammar, then says his mind was literally blown.
Suing the White House isn't the PR move CNN thinks it will be. We're peeing ourselves in anticipation for the entertainment factor alone.
NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.