Governor Gretchen Whitmer is a witch. Is that a sexist comment? Only if you also think calling a man an a**hole is sexist. Here's what happened. Governor Whitmer has been telling people to "stay safe, stay home" in rather a gestapo fashion. The rules didn't seem to apply to her husband, who wanted to enjoy the Memorial Weekend out on his boat, and dropped his wife's name in hopes of getting his boat serviced faster than others. Thereby not "sheltering in place" and being a little bit of a "don't you know who I am" douche. So hyper was the kerfuffle around this, a bit of a scandal brewed in Michigan, and Lady Whitmer had to address it in rather an embarrassing display, followed up with "please feel sorry for me" anthem.

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It's cute that Gretchen is bothered she's been displayed so poorly by her critics. Would it be shameless of me to point out I've personally called her kind of a Nazi sans the kind of? Check out Hey Democrats, We Found the Real Nazis. Hint: It's You!

Whitmer and her family seem to be pitch perfect cases of "the rules are for thee, not for me." If she indeed thought the virus was as deadly as she claims to think it is, would her beloved be out "joking" about his wife's political position as a way to cut the line in nautical adventures?

I'm going with no, she wouldn't. I'm going with the Whitmers are colossal pr*cks who want their freedom while denying the freedom of others. But you know. That's just my opinion, man.

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