When you have a sibling who grows up in the public eye, it's a coin toss if you want to emulate them or go in the opposite direction. For example, if you have an older sister who enjoys playing sports, you may also want to participate in sports. However, when your sister is an insufferable slacktivist like Greta Thunberg, the only alternative is to become a pop star. Meet Bea Ernman. Greta's sister, the singer.

Bea uses her mother's maiden name so as to form her path separate from her older sister's legacy. While Greta is focused on a changing the world by lecturing others about how terrible they are, whether it be people who enjoy electricity or people who think Israel has a right to exist, her younger sister is focused on changing the world via singing.

At least we think that is what she is doing in this viral clip. Not that I could carry a tune myself, and I'm not one for hyperbole, but this could quite possibly be the worst thing to happen to Whitney Houston since cocaine.

Bea Ernman, or Beata Mona Lisa as she's known out on these streets, has been taking the pop world by storm. Or, at the very least, taken the content hustling industry by storm. While Greta was on the Good Ship Selfiestick on the way to Gaza, where she was "kidnapped" by Israel when they gave her a sandwich and put her on an airplane to go anywhere but there, Beata was being an ally, performing at Pride festivals.

OBVIOUSLY, we all know what the next step is. Greta and Beata need to go into the studio together. Greta's producer can lay down a dope beat while she vocalizes, and they sample Greta's "How Dare You" speech on the hook. Then the two go on tour together. Perhaps even launch their own festival. Something in the way of a -palooza.

The global community demands it! Or, at least, We The Content do. These clicks don't bait themselves.

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