Green Party Blames Delayed Chicago Cubs Game on... Global Warming?!
As we near the end of the election cycle (thank the Lord), Jill Stein has been doing lots of
marijuana ...things. Mostly copying Gary Johnson's hairstyle. But also still running for President. In case you forgot, she's the lass who was nominated by the Green Party. The name speaks for itself.
There's been some embarrassing tweets from candidates these past few months, but this one takes the cake. So long as said cake is gluten free. And made with organic, sustainable ingredients, of course. Like regurgitated dog kibble.
Yesterday the Chicago Cubs World Series game faced a rain delay. Thanks to global warming, according to the Green Party...
No, that tweet didn't come from a parody account. The Green Party actually tweeted those words, in a serious manner, from their totes environmentally friendly, recyclable iPhones.
But "Climate Deniers" are the stupid ones?
Recently there's been a pattern of climate change believers saying weird things with their mouths (see Clinton Tells Unemployed Coal Miners to Blame Job Loss on... Climate Change?!). Now they're saying weird things with their thumbs. It was only a matter of time.
By the way, it's "climate change" now, Green Party. Not global warming (see NASA REPORT: Antarctic Ice Sheet is Actually... Growing By Billions of Tons?). You'd think the Green Party would know these things... But they likely didn't get the memo. Possibly because it wasn't written on composted paper and delivered by carrier pigeon. Or the newest iPhone.
The tweet has since been deleted, of course. Climate changers have a habit of backpedaling when they feel embarrassed (see FAIL: Scientist That Predicted Ice Caps Would Melt in 2013... Now Claims 2016?). A tweet can be deleted, but facts on the other hand? Not so much. Hence why progressives want to jail "climate change deniers." Pesky meddlers. Thou shalt infringe upon their comfort no more!