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It’s unclear why migrants in Germany may want to stab their doctors but it appears it’s so much of an issue that doctors are undergoing training to learn a new towel-slapping technique to fight them off. It’s also unclear how much a towel can “slap” away a migrant with a knife, but this appears to be the best they can come up with.

According to Frankfurt Expat:

Knife crime increased steeply in Germany last year with a 10% increase in 2023 compared to 2022, and 2024 will increase further. Nearly 9000 crimes were reported where the victims were either threatened with or injured by a knife. This is still a long way off the stats from the UK for comparison. In 2023, England and Wales registered 50,500 knife crimes which was a 4% increase on the previous year but generally stable for the last 5 years.

Here’s a solution: Why not ban knives? That will surely solve this, won’t it?

According to the outlet, “weapon-free zones” are nearly impossible to enforce, as it turns out that turning something into a “free zone” does nothing to stop people from committing crimes.

This is what happens when progressives ensure no human is illegal; you put law-abiding citizens at risk for doing basic, everyday things. Doctors should not have to be worried about fighting off migrants with towels and the fact that the government is giving them that as a form of self-defense is a slap in the face.

How indifferent does the government have to be towards Germans that the best they can pretend to do is give them a towel? How can anyone look at this situation and not assume anything besides the government making a joke out of its people?

The fact that they have created a stabbing epidemic by allowing everyone and their grandpas to walk in proves how incompetent the government is. But to be fair, it's unclear if the people responsible for their invasion are evil, stupid, or both. Subsequently, we shall give them the benefit of the doubt and assume mental retardation.

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