Congressman Eric Swalwell, or someone in his office, thought this TikTok of him eating a taco would really own Donald Trump and make a statement about tariffs. We'll call it Exhibit Q on why Zoomers are to be seen, but not put in charge of your communications department.

Why does Rep. Swallows, banger of Chinese spies who gets emotional over cat memes, think eating a taco is going to trigger the President of the United States? I'll tell you after you let this video marinate like it's chicken thighs in lime juice, orange juice, and tequila.

Whoops, wrong clip.

"What the f*ck is going on with Donald Trump?"

Both parties analyzed the middle class to determine what would appeal to them in terms of votes. Donald Trump adopted a trade policy aimed at bringing manufacturing back to America, along with other deals designed to boost the job market. Democrats went with cursing to make voters think they're just like real Americans.

"TACO" is an acronym for "Trump Always Chickens Out" that Wall Street coined to address the tariffs. See, Trump announces a tariff, the other country comes to the table to work things out, and Trump temporarily removes the tariff while they do. It's called negotiating.

But the media and the democrat party (but I repeat myself) thought calling Trump a taco was a good talking point for the sake of journalisming content. Dinkleberries like Rep. Swallows think videos like this can easily manipulate Donald Trump into being distracted from his agenda. Thankfully, only someone as smart and handsome as Donald Trump would have the courage NOT to fall for such obvious bait.

More importantly? Let's all agree right here, right now, not to let the left and the media (but I repeat myself) ruin tacos for us. If they know they can get away with it, next they'll find an excuse to call Trump a B.E.E.R.

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