You might recall Eric Swalwell as the Democrat douchenugget who wants to relieve us 'Muricans of our guns. Even if doing so requires setting off a thermonuclear device or two on the populace. Well, it'll come as a comfort for you to know "Nukeboy" here is gunning for the presidency.

For reals:

“I talked to kids who sit in their classrooms afraid they’ll be the next victims of gun violence. They see Washington [D.C.] do nothing about it after the moments of silence,” Swalwell stated. “They see lawmakers who love their guns more than our kids and none of that is going to change until we get a leader who is willing to go big on the issues we take on, be bold on the solutions we offer, and do good in the way that we govern. I’m ready to solve these problems, I’m ready to solve these problems, I’m running for president of the United States.”

Yep, Eric Nuke-well wants us to entrust him with the codes to our ICBMs.

Judging from the statement, Swalwell appears to be centering his entire campaign around jacking our boomsticks. "Vote for me so I can relieve you of your constitutional rights. If you hand them over without any trouble, the Minuteman missiles will stay in their silos." Something tells me this isn't exactly a winning formula for a presidential campaign.

I don't know about you, but I don't want the nuclear football anywhere near Swalwell's itchy nuke-button finger. Say what you will about the Donald, but he's yet to make any references to nuking his enemies. Turning CNN headquarters into a radioactive wasteland. Dropping a fat man on the failing New York Times. Little Eric can't say the same.

Gun-grabbing hasn't exactly been a winning issue for the left. On the other hand, watching this group of dunderheaded Democrat dicklords try to out-stupid each other is a yuge victory for our funnybones. It's gonna be a fun year.

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