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January 05, 2024
Florida Man Sues Dunkin’ After An “Exploding” Toilet Traumatized Him (He Was Sitting On It At The Time)
A Florida man found himself in a crappy situation and is now suing Dunkin’ Donuts for the trauma that sounds very traumatizing.
So what happened, you ask? Well, a toilet exploded all over this poor man. Yes, a toilet. I didn’t even know toilets could explode.
“A Florida man is seeking $50,000 in damages after he said a toilet at a Dunkin' location exploded and covered him in debris, feces and urine.
A lawsuit filed in Orange County Wednesday on behalf of Paul Kerouac alleges he visited the men's room at a Winter Park Dunkin', outside of Orlando, on Jan. 6 2022. The commode erupted, leaving the plaintiff and the loo covered in its contents, the lawsuit stated.
After the incident, the plaintiff said he sought help from the employees, who told him they were aware of the issue as prior incidents had occurred.
Kerouac is seeking $50,000 in damages from HZ O Donuts (operating as a Dunkin' location, formerly known as Dunkin' Donuts) on account of their alleged negligence, according to the lawsuit filed by attorney Scott Spradley.”
If I were the plaintiff in this case, I would have demanded way more than $50,000. But I guess he just wants to move on from this load of crap.
"As a direct result of Defendant's breach and/or multiple breaches of its duties and obligations to Plaintiff, who was lawfully on Defendant's premises, Plaintiff unwittingly became the victim of the exploding toilet and of the aftermath which followed, and sustained damages, including injuries and emotional and mental distress," the lawsuit alleges, according to the outlet.
He actually went to the restroom and got attacked by the toilet. He then had to go up to staff in a room where there were probably a bunch of other customers. That is stressful enough. But the worst part about all this is that the victim did not even have to say a word when he approached Dunkin' staff because this was not the first time the toilet exploded on someone.
Rather than do what most restaurants would do in this situation, which is put an OUT OF ORDER sign up, they really decided to take their chances on this one. Well, that was a crappy decision because someone might be $50,000 richer.
Usually, I don't take "psychological distress" lawsuits that seriously since people sue for anything and everything these days. But this one I believe, hands down. If I were part of the jury, this man would be getting a whole lot more than what he is requesting. This story has got me mentally traumatized. I can't even imagine what he has been through.
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