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In November 2021, a Dallas police officer was killed when a drunk ran a red light and crashed into his car. The police officer's wife and kids were in the car as well and while injured, survived. The drunk, Dylan Molina, attempted to flee the scene but a bystander chased him down. Video of the incident made its way to the YouTubes this week.

It doesn't bring the officer back. But thanks to the glorious power of CONTENT, seeing Molina dropped like a rodeo calf and being told in no uncertain terms what he just did ensures a lifetime of ridicule and embarrassment for him and his family for generations to come.

"Get your f*cking ass over here motherf*cker!"

Molina did NOT get his f*cking as over there. Instead, in his drunken state, he attempted to make a run for it. Our hero samaritan friend wasn't having it, and the chase was on. I'm sure the samaritan would have caught up to him too if gravity and a cement block didn't get him first.

"You f*cking killed someone, motherf*cker. You see what you did?"

According to local news reports, Molina pounded EIGHT double Redbulls and vodkas in under three hours. When you go that hard in the middle of the day, it says a lot about the type of person you are. And that's before he stumbled into his car and drove off. He now gets to spend the next fifteen years as a guest of the Texas Penal system.

Police released the video this week because they say "it highlights a heartbreaking story that hopefully someone can learn from."

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