Donald Trump Eviscerates the Mainstream Media and CNN's Chyron Graphics Show It
It was not a good day for mainstream media. It started with Trump waking up. It ended with Trump crushing their wills to lie. See what I did there? Let's start with the goods.
Wait, because it gets better. Donald Trump actually played a media montage, of the media downplaying the virus, to the MEDIA.
My how it shines!
But then there's CNN's four different Chryon graphics to handle the onslaught of slap boxing.
WHICH ONE OF THESE CHRYON GRAPHICS WILL LAND, KAREN?!
Listen, the only positive note from all this COVID-Crazy is the always entertaining Donald Trump vs. The Press light and sound show. Trump putting the press over his knee for a booty spank is just good TV and anyone who disagrees with me wants old people to die. Pretty sure those are the rules.
If media is going to accuse Trump of not doing enough to stop the spread of the Wuhan, then they better be on record urging for the cessation of the spread of the Wuhan. But the opposite is true. Media didn't much care about the rona until after it was confirmed it was here. Prior to that, being concerned about the Chinese virus proved you were a racist who hates won tons. How dare you be concerned about a foreign contagion.
So sorry, media. If you're on the record downplaying the virus, you can't accuse Trump of downplaying the virus. Especially when the opposite is true.
But thanks for the show. It, as always, was worth a watch.
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