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June 17, 2019
Democrats Try Appealing to Young Voters on Twitter. Fail
Democrats have this thing where they think they sit at the cool kids' table. "We're the party that knows how to party (proceeds to dab)." To the rest of the world, their attempts at being "swag money" are borderline lethal in their cringe. Take a look at their latest shot at appealing to the young folk:
This is a whole mood. Text "Boy Bye" to 43367 to get this exclusive wallpaper. https://t.co/reWksgbNEz— The Democrats (@The Democrats) 1560610441.0
Sooo much cringe.
I'm not alone in thinking such a thing, either. In fact, nearly every response to this cringe-fest is negative. Here's a sampling:
Yeah, they're trying...and failing miserably, much like they did in 2016.
@TheDemocrats how do you do, fellow young democrats— Beta Wooper Stan Account (@Beta Wooper Stan Account) 1560783450.0
"Yeah, we're totally down with the youngsters. Unlike those wack Republicans. They want you to keep your money and have personal freedoms. That's totes lame, bruh. Fly high with us, superstar. Get you summa dat free stuff, playa."
@TheDemocrats Just here for the ratio.— 🖤 Black Womxn Running My Fresh Ass Mouth🖤 (@🖤 Black Womxn Running My Fresh Ass Mouth🖤) 1560784836.0
Oh, the ratio on this is glorious. It gives me hope for 2020.
Actually, so long as the left keeps this up and loses elections, we're gonna be just fine. If you're wondering how we'd fare under the Democrats, just take this suckiness and picture it across the board.
@TheDemocrats hire someone who isn’t an idiot. just one person— mr cant spell good (@mr cant spell good) 1560795179.0
That's a pretty tall order when we're talking about lefties. Being duncemeisters is kinda what they do.
@TheDemocrats This is fucking embarrassing. Who is this for? You know the person who was sitting silently in the co… https://t.co/mp3O6J4nmQ— Anil Dash 😷 (@Anil Dash 😷) 1560750211.0
Methinks this is asking too much. Putting a competent person in charge would require Democrats to have a single iota of self-awareness. Which they don't have.
@TheDemocrats Pokemon go to the polls— Fuckminster (@Fuckminster) 1560798796.0
This one's my favorite. In case you're unaware, this is a reference to the cringe queen herself, "Chillary" Clinton. If you're the self-hating type, you can also subject yourself to her doing the "whip" and the "nae nae." Appealing to black folks with hot sauce. Putting on a fake Southern drawl.
This only further goes to show the left doesn't know normal Americans. If they're really trying to win, they might wanna spend less time trying to be frikka-fresh with the youngbloods and more time coming up with better ideas.