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Dear Liberal Lynch Mob: Mike Brown, ClockBoy, Cecil The Lion, You're ALWAYS Wrong...
Dear Liberal lynch-mob,
"If ever my actions are questioned, I do not want to be subjected to due process. I do not want all the facts examined. I'd rather be tried, convicted and hung by angry mobs on Twitter who use hashtags," said no one ever.
Which is exactly why we should all be grateful for law and order, for the justice system, as imperfect as it is. People are not punished based on polling or what the Twitter-dwellers have to say in 140 characters or less. Because if we were to let you mobsters have your way, plenty of innocent men and women would be convicted for having bad PR teams, while morons at HuffPo and BuzzFeed would tie the noose. When someone dares stand up and say "Hey, maybe we should, like, wait for the facts and stuff," he too is strung up and hung. (Read more about that here)
But if we were to dare go back in history and play the game of "who had it right" vs. "who made themselves look like hysterical flying turd-nuggets," 9 times out of 8, you, the lynch mob had it wrong. Some examples:
In Ferguson, white cop Darren Wilson shot a black guy named Mike Brown, who we were told was as innocent as Mary's little black lamb, his fleece as dark as guilt. Did the lynch mob wait for the facts? No, to the contrary. Stories were made up (hands up don't shoot was as real as that dog who ate your math homework). Evidence like Brown robbing a convenience store and attacking Wilson were "conveniently" ignored by the mob and most of the media. Meanwhile #BlackLivesMatter was born, riots escalated and facts went ignored. The grand jury in Missouri found Wilson innocent. Mob exploded. Twitter revealed its greatest idiots and haters. Innocent Daren Wilson? He had to relocate and is still in hiding. For being innocent.
Ahmed "The Clockster" Mohamed. We've covered this one so much we need our own suitcase clock to keep track of all the time we've spent on the tiny terrorist. Because alarm clocks in suitcases aren't a thing. They've never been a thing. Apple's not exactly working on a prototype. Once again, an "innocent" kid causes Twitter to explode into rage over something they knew nothing about. Then someone who's name rhymes with Aclock Orama grabs his pitchfork and eats his cake too. Of course since all that kerfuffle, Ahmed has since packed his ticking suitcases and headed to Qatar. Hey, what whizkid doesn't dream of moving to Qatar and joining a school with terrorist ties? MIT's so yesterday. Those of us who suggested Ahmed was not quite what he seemed? ISLAMOPHOBIC!!!
And could we ever forget sweet little Cecil the Lion? He was one of, gosh, hundreds of lions killed in Africa (legally) but the hunter made a mistake. This time, he killed a Lion who had T-shirts at the gift shop. The killer-feline got more media coverage than an entire government-funded organization that butchers and sells human babies. Because of you, the Leftist lynch mob, Cecil's hunter, a dentist, was forced into hiding for something he did entirely above board. Everything he did was legal. His crime was killing a lion with a name. The unnamed lions get killed all the time and no one cares (also, no one cares when the unnamed lions kill people...) #LionsWithNamesLivesMatter. What happened? Palmer's life may never be the same, because once again, you twits on Twitter declared him guilty in 140 characters or less.
Now we have the Spring Valley High assault, where 15 seconds of out of context video got the lynch mob out of their basements and onto their computers, where they tweeted and tweeted about how outraged they are, how much they cared, and how the cop deserved the be killed. Anyone who suggested "let's wait for the facts" like I did...
Damn twitter, still never waiting for context or evidence before convicting by public opinion, huh? #AssaultAtSpringValleyHigh— Steven Crowder (@Steven Crowder) 1445906904.0
...was called out for being a racist who also deserved a hanging. A white cop did something to someone who was black, and it's on camera! Context? Facts? Mere details in the way of the jury that is Twitter. This is a jury of the #Hashtag jungle, there are no rules here but vile hatred and emotional knee-jerks. Knee-jerks and kicks, by the way, are one reason the kid in the desk got flipped upside down. Yes, really. Go educate yourself on facts by reading our article about it.
Even though we live in the age of freely accessible information, thanks to you, the Leftist lynch mob, our citizenry is dumber than ever, calling for justice before you know the crime. Demanding a white cop be strung up and killed for daring to be white and on the job, or a hunter to be hunted and killed himself, you never never pause to say "Hey, maybe there's two sides to this story and we should wait for answers." No. What matters is merely your hatred, the hashtags and the race to be the dumbest flying turd-nuggets in the wicked brigade of #JusticeWithoutFacts.