• Home
  • Featured
  • Show
  • Posts
  • Columns
  • Articles
  • Videos
  • Politics
  • Culture
  • Breaking News
  • International
  • 2020 Election
  • Free Speech
  • Second Amendment
  • Feminism
  • Hollywood
  • Abortion
  • Climate Change
  • Economy
  • Healthcare
  • College
  • Comedy
  • Donald Trump
  • Science
  • LGBT
  • Big Tech
  • Liberal Media
  • Islam
  • Immigration
  • Body Positivity
  • BlazeTV
  • Change My Mind
  • Crowder Confronts
  • Crowder Closes
  • Tough Love
  • Devil's Advocate
  • SJW
  • Fat Pride
  • Socialism
  • Education
  • Sponsored
  • Tyranny
  • COVID-19
  • Police
  • Riots
  • COVID
  • joe biden
  • cancel culture
  • crime
  • Live
  • Log in
HOME
POSTS
ColumnsArticlesShowAll
VIDEOS
ShowAll
PODCAST
SHOP
MUG CLUB
MORE
ScheduleFAQAskJobsContact
Posts
Posts Articles

Ted Cruz Wrecks Chris Christie's Face Over Hurricane Relief Criticism

Brodigan
September 09, 2017

Hey, did you hear the one about Ted Cruz? About how he fought against hurricane relief for Hurricane Sandy, but now wants it for Hurricane Harvey, and derpity derpy derp derp derp? if you haven't, you must not follow many sanctimonious New York/New Jersey politicos. Like Chris Christie, the soon to be former Governor of New Jersey. Though, I'm not sure if he's still in therapy after waking up and discovering Donald Trump left money on the nightstand.

It goes like this. Cruz says he opposed pork in the Sandy relief, because he has this crazy idea that all the money in a disaster relief bill should go to the disaster it's relieving. Chris Christie says there wasn't any pork.

NARRATOR'S VOICE: There was.

Here's how Sen. Cruz responded:

In an interview on Wednesday, Mr. Cruz said he was “quite confident that nobody in Texas gives a flip what Chris Christie has to say. And it seems not many people in New Jersey do either,” he added, appearing to allude to Mr. Christie’s anemic approval ratings.

I'm sorry, I have to.

"Chris should go back to the beach.”

Which off course alludes to Chris Christie shutting down the Government on the 4th of July, yet still using the empty beach himself with his friends. Because really, when your integrity is being questioned, you really want it to come from a guy like Christie. Who seemingly has no integrity left.

Ted Cruz just used the last of Christie's integrity to dilute his cocktail.

Speaking of clowns.

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.

LATEST VIDEO

Psaki Bomb: Press Secretary Attacks Republicans Critical Over Biden's Border Crisis

MORE POSTS

NY Parent Demands Court Overturn Incest Laws so They Can Marry Their Child

Author of Democrat Court-Packing Bill Declares Expanding SCOTUS 'Infrastructure'

SHOW NOTES: Thanks, Trevor Noah! Erasing Women's Achievements One Puberty Blocker at a Time!

Judge in Landmark Legal Case Answers Question: Are Farts Considered Free Speech?

ALL POSTS
NEWSLETTER

Sign up for Louder with Crowder’s FREE newsletter to get the best stories and show updates in your inbox.

© 2021 Blaze Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Use