CNN Wants You to Believe Chris Cuomo has Just Come out of Quarantine. This Timeline Proves Otherwise...
CNN thinks you're stupid. Like, really, really stupid. Not that the media coverage of the coronavirus has been that much better as a whole (see Hypocrite George Stephanopoulos Has COVID-19, Is Caught Not Quarantining and This Comedian's Analogy of How Bad CNN Sucks Is Delightful [VIDEO]). But for the network to air a segment of the "exact moment" Chris Cuomo emerged from his tomb, not unlike Jesus on ... I don't know, whatever day of Easter that Jesus did that, CNN must really think its audience are mouthbreathing numbskulls.
Like, dude, we know Fredo was out and about living his best-infected life. We know this from — wait for it — the media reporting it. Including Chris Cuomo himself. Here's a handy timeline.
Is this a joke? Yes, this is from Stelter's newsletter. Chris Cuomo was in East Hampton 8 days ago. This is bananas. https://t.co/91zbpG7fzz— Karol Markowicz (@Karol Markowicz)1587440375.0
March 31- Chris Cuomo announces he has tested positive. His brother, Gov. Andrew Cuomo says Chris "found out this m… https://t.co/KXfAvXw3PN— Karol Markowicz (@Karol Markowicz)1587481194.0
April 13- On his own radio show, Cuomo tells the story of a bicyclist yelling at him. The story had not yet hit the… https://t.co/wjgfTUnQTb— Karol Markowicz (@Karol Markowicz)1587481540.0
April 15- Chris announces his wife has tested positive. He has his brother, Gov. Andrew Cuomo on his show to discus… https://t.co/D4L5I4ggkD— Karol Markowicz (@Karol Markowicz)1587482042.0
April 20- He "emerges" from his basement, as if for the first time, and announces himself "cleared by the CDC." So,… https://t.co/OAQ1qL0ti1— Karol Markowicz (@Karol Markowicz)1587482345.0
Cable news sucks across the board. Yes, that includes conservative channels as well. As long as you don't rely on it for facts and view it as news-entertainment, you're better off just reading to know what's going on in the world. But even by CNN's usual carny standards, this is pretty unbelievable. Even by pro wrestling standards, CNN is ridiculous. A.J. Styles was recently buried alive by the Undertaker. When he eventually returns to television, he's going to have a more believable excuse for leaving his tomb.
Seriously, CNN. I know we don't always see eye to eye. I just didn't know you hated me this much.
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