CNN is the thing that just won't die. Even after a plethora of embarrassments (see BUSTED! Georgia Court Rules CNN Guilty of Publishing 'Fake News' and Uh Oh! New Poll Shows CNN's Popularity is Tanking. Fast...), they still keep on keeping on. At least CNN provides plenty of chuckles for the rest of us. Like this one: the network recently ran a special sob story lambasting ICE for, wait for it... daring to deport illegals. The horror!

Yeah, we have a few things to say about that...

We shed zero tears over illegals getting deported. Yes, even for the "simple crime of a DUI." Drunk driving is a serious thing that endangers the lives of others, no matter how much squawkage from Bill de Blasio claims otherwise. Also, raising a middle finger to the U.S. border and our laws whilst coming here illegally? That, too, is a crime. Hence the "illegal" part. Please do try and keep up, CNN.

It comes as no surprise that the folks at CNN would cry about this. This is the same network who published a list of 5 "Must-Have Apps" for illegal immigrants. CNN wants America to apologize for enforcing our laws, lest we're branded with a scarlet "R" for racist. But they missed one key factor here...

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