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I'm growing increasingly jaded about the GOP-controlled Senate doing anything of value, policy-wise. However, when it comes to creating content, few are as BASED as Louisiana Senator John Kennedy. Now that the Schumer Shutdown is over, my man drops some savage bars over the Schumer responsible for the shutdown.

Quick recap: Chuck Schumer shut down the government out of fear of the Democrat party's far-left radical base (i.e., the Democrats who run the party) attacking him for not, quote, "fighting." This took the form of a primary threat from the Washington, D.C.-based (but from Westchester County) social media influencer Rep. AOC.

After over a month, the Schumer Shutdown was ended with Democrats getting NOTHING. It makes you wonder what the point of it was, as Sen. Kennedy so eloquently puts it:

There are a lot of Democrats, one of whom I think is Senator Schumer, who understand that, uh, the loon wing of his party are a bunch of loons. But, I think he's scared of them. I think his testicles are on back order from China.

In the same interview, Rep. AOC caught some of Kennedy's vapors as well.

[The loon wing] loves her like the devil loves sin, man. She's attractive. She's pretty articulate on television. She's bold in her statements. But I've never heard anybody describe her as a policy maven. My experience with her is if you scratch the surface, you just get more surface.

This brief comedic interlude most likely ends with Chuck Schumer announcing his retirement and Rep. AOC becoming Senator Rep. AOC, just because... New York. This would not be funny to the workers and taxpayers who live in the state outside of Manhattan and Brooklyn, who will be stuck with her.

Or would it? It's not like Senator Rep. AOC would or could be worse than Chuck Schumer. She would only be just as bad, but at least with Senator Rep. AOC, we'd get entertaining content out of it at her expense. It's important to always look for the silver linings.

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