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April 08, 2019
Christopher Titus Tries Arguing Against AR-15s. He Fails
Even though it isn't currently dominating the news wire, lefties are still hard at work trying to relieve us of our boomsticks. As usual, their arguments are about as strong as a vegan soy-boy. Just take this little exchange between Christopher Titus and a pro-gunner for example:
@QuakesFan84 @theDonaldLong @quackhunter5 @Gidmeister @MyDogNose @themanfronUNCLE @RealLonestarTX @TheStormTiger… https://t.co/wIy2EZSXT8— Chandu, the COVID Magician (@Chandu, the COVID Magician) 1554507352.0
I'd challenge any lefty to find a more common rifle in 'Murica right now than the "AR-15,000 super tactical murder gun with child-seeking missiles." Also, not only are ARs great for small game hunting, they're fantastic for putting down hordes of home-invading dickweeds.
Here's Christopher's response. If you're hoping it's gonna be logical and supported with hard evidence, keep hoping:
Yes AR-15s are in use by civilians. But in my experience it is small men who live in fear. That don’t have a sense… https://t.co/T4aYS6qyck— Christopher THIS AINT THE FLU Titus (@Christopher THIS AINT THE FLU Titus) 1554507999.0
Yeah, that's not even close to a valid argument. Chrissy here truly has no idea what he's talking about.
Gee, it's been a while since the last time I heard a tiny peen reference from an anti-gunner. Thirty minutes at least. Might wanna put that one in the Guinness Book.
Seriously though, what's the deal with the anti-gun lobby's obsession with other guys' dangles? Lefties harass us gun owners about our naughty bits to no end. I'm starting to think we might qualify for #MeToo victimhood status. Somebody check into that and get back to me.
As for the AR-15 being a "big gun," Christopher isn't even close. If you're truly trying to compensate for a lack of cajones, a Barrett M82 in .50BMG is gonna be the better choice. If that's not enough, adding a Smith & Wesson Model 500 to the mix is sure to do the trick.
Look, people like the AR-15 because it's easy to build and maintain. Ammo is cheaper than a cracked-out lady of the night. There's no risk of the recoil dislocating your shoulder. Though some lefty tender-hearts catching a bit of the PTSD. So, do exercise a little bit of caution.
This is what happens when someone on the left can't make a real argument. They resort to third-rate insults that wouldn't pass muster on a playground. Let alone a debate between adults. Try harder, Christopher.
Speaking of him:
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