You probably think of Cher as a typical leftist ninnymuggins, blindly hating on all things right-wing to stay relevant. Well, she's anything but normal. In fact, she might very well be in line for a vacation in a "resort" with pillow-top walls.

Just go ahead and prepare thyself for copious amounts of crazy:

See, this is why it might not be the best idea to pound margaritas while binge-watching Handmaid's Tale. Some loopy ideas start percolating.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

First of all, abortion and Rogaine aren't even close to comparable. Baby-killing is a lot different from a cue-ball rubbing miracle goo on his dome to sprout hair. One's a simple cosmetic treatment, the other one's murder. The same goes for Viagra and testosterone. The difference with hard-on pills and male hormones is they're not meant to kill.

Being against abortion is not "controlling women's bodies" any more than telling a gal she can't use her hands to strangle somebody. The goal of pro-lifers isn't to turn the frauleins into second-class citizens. It's to bring an end to baby-murder. Nothing more.

Also, you're gonna have a hard time finding a righty who's down with forced female circumcision. The left, not so much. As for the pill, lefties should know better than think we want to make it compulsory. After all, they gave us so much grief for not giving the stuff out for free.

Is it just me, or are leftists a bunch of melodramatic meatheads? One minute you make a remark against infanticide, the next Cher's accusing you of going Holocaust 2.0 on all the ladies. Maybe she ought to turn back time and dial it down a few notches.

While we're on the subject:

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