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Chelsea Clinton Claims She left the Church over Abortion... When she was Six?!
There's pro-abortion pandering. There is shameless pro-abortion pandering. And then there's Chelsea Clinton claiming she left the church when SHE WAS SIX YEARS OLD because of their views on abortion.
Yes. At age six. While most girls are are playing with baby dolls, it appears Chelsea Clinton was more concerned with the legal right to chop hers up...
In a new interview, Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of pro-abortion presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, says she left the Baptist Church at the age of 6 because it has a strongly pro-life position opposing abortions.
Clinton made the comment at a recent fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in an attempt to address evangelicals who question her mother’s faith in God. She said she was upset when teachers in a Sunday School class talked about the wrongness of abortion.
“I find it quite insulting sometimes when people say to my mom, my dad or me . . . that they question our faith,’ said Chelsea. “I was raised in a Methodist church and I left the Baptist church before my dad did, because I didn’t know why they were talking to me about abortion when I was 6 in Sunday school — that’s a true story.”
Look, I get that her mom is having trouble with women and being called out for pandering (see Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Gives Super Sexist Reason for Why Women Don’t Like Hillary… and Even Young, Liberal Women: ‘Hillary, Enough with the Gender Card Crap!’), but c'mon now. What six year old girl honestly understands the concept of abortion? Even further, if a six year old girl could understand the concept of abortion... what kind of a little monster would support it?!
This is just a perfect crystallization of everything that is hated about the Clintons. They pander like nobody else. Whether it's Hillary Clinton's fake southern drawl when campaigning there, or Bill's fake "hood pass" act while he's around black voters, the Clintons are shape-shifting amoebas, simply molded into whatever container required.
Which is also a defining difference between Hillary and Bernie. Listen, I hate, HATE Bernie's ideas, but do you know what he claims to be in front of Democrats? A Democratic Socialist. You know what he claims to be in front of Republicans? A Democratic Socialist. At least you know where your adversary stands with a guy like that.
With the Clintons, there are no principles. Only polls, measured responses to improve polls, and stories made up of meetings that never happened from places that don't even exist.
But hey, I could be wrong. Maybe six-year old Chelsea Clinton really did have an existential crisis over abortion before she even knew her multiplication tables. Hey, it could happen.
Right... and the Clintons never killed a guy (ALLEGEDLY).