Most Embarrassing Liberal Celebrity Tweets About Florida Shooting
Following the Valentine's Day shooting in Florida, liberal snot wads have produced ramblings better-suited to emanate from body cavities south of the mouth. So uninformed are these reactions, they actually contribute to the spread of misinformation (see WATCH: Florida Senator Shows His Ignorance of Guns, Calls Shooter’s Weapon ‘Automatic’ and Chelsea Handler Pretends She Cares About Kids to Push Gun Control. Looks Like an Idiot.).
Behold, the most ignorant celebrity tweets found in a span of 20 or so minutes.
WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH?! GUN CONTROL IS NEEDED NOW. WE ARE ALL FUCKING TIRED &HEARTBROKEN FOR MORE INNOCENT LIVES L… https://t.co/ra6JCu8PKd— Lucy Hale (@Lucy Hale)1518659057.0
Twitter increased character limits to 280, sure, but the extension didn't automatically grant intelligence to people with the ALL CAPS stuck in a constant state of keyboard rage. Who wants to bet after Ms. Hale shitposted her bleeding feels, she went right back to whatever script she was reading while sipping the tea of insanity?
It's almost like tweeting about how much you hate horrifying tragedies solves nothing. Yet, lather rinse repeat, here we are.
Also, maybe I'm just getting older, but I have no idea who most of these "celebrities" are. You?
We've marched on Washington for a multitude of reasons throughout history for everything from civil rights to AIDS… https://t.co/En7SgX2jSf— billy eichner (@billy eichner)1518660583.0
A little history lesson: America is a nation which allows for peaceful assembly (of which Billy alluded to) because we fought two wars against a despotic nation. Using firearms. So these same rights you enjoy are a thing because of the right to bear arms. Do try to keep up, Billy dear.
Broward school shooting--There will be prayers from Blabbermouth Don, Pence the Grinch, and their rightwing cohorts… https://t.co/rfySOFaB6X— Stephen King (@Stephen King)1518645775.0
We'd expect better from a writer. Though he does work in the realm of fiction. Advice to Stephen: work on improving the endings of some of your books. Not writing about that which you do not understand.
Who's "the Grinch" by the way?
If you are not willing to re-examine and renegotiate our relationship to guns and violence, you are a culprit and a… https://t.co/kxbvymQ2SW— Amber Tamblyn (@Amber Tamblyn)1518653946.0
Again, America is a thing because of firearms. Grow some logic. Blame the problem (the shooter) not the tool he used. Which is why we can call Amber a moron, instead of blaming Twitter for the issuance of her thought-dribble.
19th school shooting of a year less than two months long. This one on my home town in my home state. How many kids… https://t.co/wkUHvVqyZE— Josh Gad (@Josh Gad)1518643117.0
Hi there. Um, there haven't been 19 school shootings, but thanks for playing. Keep playing with bees that buzz and blowing dandelion fuzz. Otherwise, get impaled with truth.
The first sentence is all we need here.
Prayers without accordant action are silent lies told to oneself, heard by no God, amounting to nothing. Action is… https://t.co/6nscffCxJ4— Mark Ruffalo (@Mark Ruffalo)1518648675.0
Shorter Mark: "I kinda feel like God hates you if you're a conservative Christian."
Heartbroken over the news of another school shooting. This is the 18th in 45 days of 2018. Students & teachers shou… https://t.co/MLgvZc3eFq— Reese Witherspoon (@Reese Witherspoon)1518656481.0
You know that meme "Reese With her spoon" and "Reese without her spoon"? Can we repurpose it here, just "Reese With her spoon in her eye" swirling her brain like warm gelato?
Heard the word “tragedy” 100 times already about the school shooting - not really, by the classical definition: tra… https://t.co/asfO6NFmkz— Bill Maher (@Bill Maher)1518642540.0
You know what else is inevitable? Celebrities with blue checkmarks believing writing in 280 characters or less, then hitting "send" is valuable. Fact-check: nope.
We owe it to our children and our teachers to keep them safe while at school. Prayers won't do this: action will. C… https://t.co/0KGNfJSour— Kim Kardashian West (@Kim Kardashian West)1518654125.0
She's right about one thing: action will help. Like maybe putting a little security around a school as if it was the red carpet where large busted plastic people strutted their (mostly augmented) stuff.
Contrary to what virtue signaling-compelled celebrities believe, rushing to social media to sneeze out some words isn't as valuable as, say, keeping their fingers busy by flipping through a script. Puffing up their hair. Swiping through filters for their latest selfie. I know it seems like we all need to have thoughts and feelings about a shooting, but that doesn't mean those thoughts and feelings are worthy of everyone else's time. Though, to be fair, it is fun to showcase them. The same kind of fun one has while browsing the reject display at a local circus.
It'd be nice if Hollywood could focus its attention on keeping their pants zipped up, and hands to themselves.