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July 06, 2023
Watch: Comedian Carrot Top was eyewitness to the crazy lady "he's not real" airplane freak out and here's what he saw
Editor's Note: Carrot Top has since deleted all his tweets and IG posts about the incident because... I don't know. Reasons?
Comedian Carrot Top was a passenger and eyewitness to the latest viral airplane freakout. Because having a crazy woman demand to be let off a plane because the person she was sitting next to "was not real" isn't funny enough.
So we're all on the same page, since this dropped on July 4th and you may have been off celebrating 'Merica, this specimen demanded to get off an American Airlines flight because, and I quote, "Everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two f*cks. But I am telling you right now, that motherf*cker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and you can f*cking die with them or not. I’m not going to."
One of the passengers who now had a three-hour layover in Dallas was Carrott Top, whose real name is... wait, Scott Thompson?
Top described the woman as a “f*cking nutjob" who just "lost her mind in front of the whole plane.” Then he made the claim this was all over losing an earbud. Which, don't get me wrong, I understand the panic. One time my cellphone fell onto the floor while I was in a center seat and I didn't know what I was going to do. But I wasn't panicked enough to question either aislemate's existence.
In a follow-up video, Top thanked American Airlines for how they handled the situation and hope the crazy lady was enjoying her 4th of July in jail. Though, reports from the original video were that she was not arrested.
We're going to have to wait for reporters to track the woman down to get her side of the story since that's what we do with viral videos these days. I hope someone does because I have questions. Top of the list is what this lady meant by "that mother f*cker is not real." Was he an android? An alien? Was the woman on edibles?
Or was the other passenger dishonest and not being "real" with her? Our insane friend looks kinda basic. The type of woman who has posted on at least one occasion that if you aren't there for her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best. Spoiler: Those broads never have a best. And they are the kind who would cause a three-hour delay over an argument.
The over/under for when we find out she is a "social medial influencer" for next Monday. I'm going to go under.
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